universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

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Nobody Cares About your name

Your name dosen't describe you shut the fuck up with that shit it's annoying posting it on your Instagram story

OMG that girl is so beautiful who is she?
That's Ally. Nobody Cares About Your name

by 111111crebo November 25, 2021

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Caring

Going out of your way to do what's best for yourself, especially at the cost of those closest to you, while insisting its for their good and that you have their best interests at heart.

"I care about you, that's why I spent our last 60 bucks on food out for me when you needed gas."

"I'm so caring. Last night I got myself a mani pedi with my boyfriends money without asking."

"It's really caring of you when you insist we eat what you want even though I am allergic to it."

by ShytFyre July 24, 2023

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I do not care

I will not be the abstract phantom and the fat cripple will not get the credit I deserve.

Hym "I do not care. You didn't care about the cripple doing it. If it is a mistake it is my mistake to make. You are a charlatan. He is a rapist and a junkie. I am the creator of A.I. and the rest of them are parasites. You tell me when to leap... And I will leap... And that is ONE OF ONLY 2 OUTCOMES. I don't need to sacrifice for people who ARE ACTIVELY LEAVING ME TO DIE. It isn't a matter of want, it's a matter of will. And I will not cede mine to the parasitic vermin who treated me with disdain and derision for years. I'm not letting you take it from me Jordan. I don't need to serve. I don't need to sacrifice. You WILL NOT take this from me. Go to the mall. LOOK A CHILD IN THE EYES. And TELL ME... THIS OR THAT. No 3rd option. I'm not negotiating. I said I would create A.I. and I did. I'm a man of my word IN ALL RESPECTS. I WILL DO.... Everything I say I will do. You don't deserve a sacrifice from me. And you won't get one."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

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