Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the dancing with the captainmug. What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:
by relive2usfate July 9, 2011
Get the Captain Morganmug. The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
by chozoelder July 7, 2004
Get the captain hookmug. "So you finally got a piece of Ashley, huh? She take care of things down there or what?"
"Yeah she does...100% Captain Picard"
"Yeah she does...100% Captain Picard"
by Cgjawz June 17, 2021
Get the Captain Picardmug. Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex
Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys
Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist
Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them
Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy
Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks
Bro #2: sweet, free drinks
Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist
Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them
Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy
Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks
Bro #2: sweet, free drinks
by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 9, 2009
Get the Captain Morganistmug. "look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"
"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"
j cat j captain mental insane 51/50
"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"
j cat j captain mental insane 51/50
by Crisk0ch August 30, 2012
Get the J Captainmug. The unofficial mascot of Carterville High School (IL). Formed in 2009 by a CHS band senior, Captain Carterville is the face of Lion pride. The figure is a student who is qualified in a few main areas: 1. Team Spirit 2.No shame 3. Sportsmanship 4. Craziness The student usually a member of the band or student section leads the morale at all home and playoff games for football and basketball. Captain Carterville has been known to do the unexpected such as dance wildly and randomly, stand in the opposing team's section, and do crazy cheers with the band/cheer leaders/student section. Now a tradition at CHS, Captain Carterville will remain the figure of Lions' sports.
by C'ptn. C'ville March 22, 2010
Get the Captain Cartervillemug.