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Dirty Captain

After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.
by D43M0N July 7, 2010
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Captain Save a Nugget

Captain Save a Nug for short.

One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.
What's up, Captain Save a Nugget. You collecting that weed or are we gonna smoke some?

He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.
by Butteredstuffs May 21, 2007
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Captiva

Located in Florida, on Sanibel Island, Captiva is one beautiful place to vacation or live. There are so many things to do and see. So much wildlife, even including the "J.N. Ding Darling Refuge." It is a must-see before you die!
Person A: Hey, where are you headed for spring break?

Person B: I'm going to Captiva Island. It's so pretty!

Person: Cool! I'll check it out!!
by italylover143 May 31, 2009
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Captain Qwark

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.

Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.

Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*
by TacoMann May 26, 2009
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captain cucumber

this describes anyone who has used a cucumber as a sexual instrument(usually through the rectum) rather than a vegetable
random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''

other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)

1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
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Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.
Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.
by rattty March 15, 2007
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Captain Birdseye'd

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.
"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
by Ekomatter November 10, 2007
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