After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.
by D43M0N July 7, 2010
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One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.
One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.
What's up, Captain Save a Nugget. You collecting that weed or are we gonna smoke some?
He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.
He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.
by Butteredstuffs May 21, 2007
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Located in Florida, on Sanibel Island, Captiva is one beautiful place to vacation or live. There are so many things to do and see. So much wildlife, even including the "J.N. Ding Darling Refuge." It is a must-see before you die!
Person A: Hey, where are you headed for spring break?
Person B: I'm going to Captiva Island. It's so pretty!
Person: Cool! I'll check it out!!
Person B: I'm going to Captiva Island. It's so pretty!
Person: Cool! I'll check it out!!
by italylover143 May 31, 2009
Get the Captiva mug.A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.
Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.
Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.
Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*
Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.
Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*
by TacoMann May 26, 2009
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random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''
other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)
1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)
1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
by the enchanted lemon of hermitage October 15, 2007
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"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
by Ekomatter November 10, 2007
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