Candi Pantz

A derogatory label applied to a person prone to inappropriately storing candy in their undergarments, usually for the illicit enticement of minors.

He can't go within 200 feet of a playground or school 'cause he's a candi pantz.

by Sean Krausz December 30, 2010

brain candy

material that is thought provoking, but in a pleasant way, so as to solicit mental growth.

it's like candy for your brain. Braincandy, if you will.

by Tomax February 26, 2005

Meat Candy

Slang for testicles.

Hey, girl, be sure to taste up on my meat candy while you're down there. Thanks.

by Bad Obnauticus October 28, 2009

candy store

a synonym used for the liquor store when underage college freshmen need to discuss "business" in front of their RA's.

Freshmen #1: Hey Dave, we need to stop by the candy store before tonight's festivities begin.

Freshmen #2: Do you have a fake ID?

RA: Why do you need a fake ID to go to buy candy?

Freshmen #1 and #2 (in unison): Shut up bitch, mind your own business.

RA: Ok, sorry.

by gay April 29, 2005

Hard Candy

An underage girl aged 12 to 16 who is attractive. When she turns 16: It's legal to date her as an adult.

Yvette turns 16, so she goes from hard candy to CANDY!

by Dahlan January 1, 2009

candy faced

when you get high or faced off of candy.

1. Ruben you ate so much candy you were candy faced for 3 hours

by megapatattack January 24, 2010

arm candy

A remarkably attractive/dashing person accompanying you or some other lucky person. See also: Nathan.

Wow, check out her arm candy! Where did she find him? I'm so jealous!

by definitelynotnathan September 16, 2012