Canadian popsicle

A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)

Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut

Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud

by Ebony and ivory January 21, 2019

Canadian Wedding

To monkey fuck someone else’s cigarette with out removing the cigarette from either person’s mouth.

Hey man, I don’t know where the lighter is, can I get a Canadian Wedding over here.

by Ret669 August 24, 2019

Canadian Cleansing

The process of spitting in ones anus, and jerking them off until they fart the spit out of their ass.

Jay had disgusting farts so i gave him a canadian cleansing

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Canadian Torpedo

The velocity of your shit has enough propulsion that it is able to navigate beyond the toilet's sewer trap, without the help from any outside water pressure.

After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.

by dirtymaker November 7, 2012

Canadian Pussy

a freshly shaven, smooth cooch

Damn, Le'4che had that cold cut clam, that Canadian Pussy last night

by AstrayBoio June 29, 2021

Canadian Accent

there was once EH, the great god of canada.
EH demanded that the people of canada pick up
all the goose droppings in the land.

When they refused, EH cursed them to say his
name at the end of every sentence.
And thus the canadian accent was born.

please the gods, or you'll wind up with a canadian accent!

by JudgeDredd-locks February 10, 2010

canadian bacon

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

by TitoPuente September 26, 2005