Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus

"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023

CactusMan4562

Adjective: When your face looks like you've eaten a beehive

That CactusMan4562 mf should stick his dick in a pencil sharpener despite it being too small.

by Stwaberry June 6, 2023

Cauckus

The scientific term of male genitalia.

As you can see from this diagram, the cauckus has a very affluent girth and lenght

by KrypticIDK August 12, 2023

Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.

Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 3, 2024

Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.

Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.

by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023

CactusWriter

Yet another Internet weirdo from English Wikipedia. Drives away editors Hollywood with his loud and pointless fights.

I know CactusWriter - said no one.
I trust CactusWriter - said no one.
CactusWriter is a cool guy - said no one

by Barkingdog December 30, 2023