Muff Cabbage

Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls

That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!

by Zzkconncar October 18, 2010

Carlo Cabahug

A person who likes to masturbate to his mom's childhood photos.

Mom: Carlo, where's my scrapbook?
Carlo Cabahug: I don't know, mom...

*Carlo opens the scrapbook and starts jacking off*

by hornyunicorn August 21, 2011

cabbage

A slang term used to describe a person's head

"smack him in his cabbage" -Ghost Face, Verbal Intercourse (Only Built 4 Cuban Links)

by F ta tha July 31, 2007

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

CABAL

An angry AI core created by the Brotherhood of NOD. At first, CABAL was merely a puppet of NOD, obeying all their wishes and helping the fight the Global Defense Initiative (GDI).
However, in the firestorm age, CABAL got overloaded on tiberium vines and took on a life of his own.
The AI core now imagined that he was his own being and owed loyalty to no one. He then went medieval on both GDI and NOD, destroying evrything in his path.

Oh, shit. CABAL no longer serves NOD. If he is not stopped, he will kill us all. AAA!!!

by Command_and_Conquer September 18, 2005

cabbage

n. A human baby. Coined by the late comedian Bill Hicks

"Oh, CHRIST. The bitch can't even spell the name of her trailer park, and she's going to pump out another goddamn cabbage?"

by Alecx Hunter September 4, 2005

muff cabbage

(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.

She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.

by MHG13 October 18, 2010