California Pokey 

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

California Pokey by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017

California Fruit Salad 

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.

My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner

California Fruit Salad by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

California chocolate bar 

The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen

Yeah I gave Jenny a California chocolate bar last night it should be frozen by now.

California chocolate bar by American sadass June 13, 2018

california coolstick 

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

california coolstick by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018

California Yellow 

When a driver comes up to traffic light that just turned red, but proceeds to go anyways.

Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.

“Dude, as I was coming over I almost got totaled by a BMW doing a California Yellow.”

California Yellow by linguisticlizard January 21, 2019

California Curve 

Peyronie's disease

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."

Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."

California Curve by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019

California Bag Lunch 

Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.

Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.

California Bag Lunch by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019