Clementits

A small yet satisfyingly perky set of tits

Some dudes think the bigger the better, but I prefer some firm, tight clementits.

by HermanPunch June 5, 2019

Cement Belly

When you blow a load on your stomach and wipe it in instead of wiping it off.

“I’ve been doing cement belly for about a month now, and my stomach is rock hard.”

by Wtfdudethatsgross July 8, 2019

clementine-vega

Everyone who knows clementine is wooed right away by how amazing they look. They are usually the most beautiful/handsomest person alive. They’ll always have a place in your heart, and bring you joy. If you find a clementine, you will be changed in the best way possible and you even might marry them. They truly are a blessing.

Wow! I’m going to marry Clementine-vega one day!

by Nothingnesss March 31, 2020

Creamers

South Dublin slang for pints of Guinness. The word refers to the creamy head that draught Guinness is famous for.

Alex: Myself and the guys are going out for a few creamers, d'you wanna come?
Adam: Yeah sure sounds deece.

by An Cosantóir April 7, 2020

Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

Crede

A god at rainbow size siege.

That kid crede is cracked.

by Credep124 March 5, 2021

crecel

An amazing girl who can make anyone laugh even when they are sad. She is a fighter and even though her life isn't ideal, she will keep pushing. A Crecel is gorgeous and very smart even though it doesn't show as much in school. She has a group of friends she has known forever and will take a bullet for her. She is the type of person who you might not notice right away but as soon as you meet her, you will never forget her. However, she can never see the beautiful side of herself the way others can.

Crecel is not the type of being weak

by Live with it June 7, 2021