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Timmy Con Carne

Alternative proper noun, created solely for:

Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).

So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.
"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"

Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!

Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.
by @natty_bom_batty November 15, 2021
mugGet the Timmy Con Carnemug.

prose and cons

Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.
Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
mugGet the prose and consmug.

con

Your name is Scone or something and your trying to do that stupid remove the first and last letter of your name trend from like 2019 or 2020 or something
Scone (con) ik your reading this. I’m in your house
by Luna-Astra June 27, 2024
mugGet the conmug.

oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.
Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT
by anonymous October 27, 2025
mugGet the oi cai dit con me FPTmug.

Sug Con Calc

The process of calculating the sugar concentration of a sugar solution, requiring the exclusion of all ingredients that regularly perform fermentation.
Lindsay: You will need to provide the results of your sug con calc without yeast.
Colin: Shouldn't the sugar concentration include all ingredients in the solution?
Lindsay: No, that would make too much since, exclude yeast in your sug con calc.
by vivfransla January 26, 2021
mugGet the Sug Con Calcmug.

anti is a half con

Anti from GB2 is a half con ... even blaze can beat him... such a noob.
ANTI IS A CUNT and anti is a half con
by Carlanator3000 June 21, 2017
mugGet the anti is a half conmug.

Con-thinger

A "substitute" word used in reference to another word.

Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.

NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".
I was at home with some friends of mine in a hotdog salad and the damn T.V. Con-thinger started getting really shitty reception.
by Number 2wo February 23, 2011
mugGet the Con-thingermug.

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