commentating

To comment in the middle of a conversation.

Michelle: So I went into Wal-Mart and there was a lady in her bikini buying her son a...

Hannah: If she had the audacity...

Michelle: Excuse me?

Hannah: Sorry I was just commentating.

by HannahJ9 August 13, 2012

cluster-comment

To inform (via message) a large group of people on social networking sites (ie myspace or facebook) in an attempt to exclude members who would ordinarily be informed by posting bulletins or announcements.

Monica cluster-commented her myspace friends about her birthday party. She could have just as easily sent out a bulletin, but wanted to be selective about who she told.

by juniper love November 6, 2006

cobra commander

the dominate male

clearly zack fights like a fucking (cobra commander)

by turbos July 1, 2010

armchair commando

If a nerd isnt any of the following:
internet gangster
troll
copycat
poser
dickhead
etc
he is an...
ARMCHAIR COMMANDO!

An armchair commando is a lowlife nerd kid who sits at home shows off his military knowledge and argues about anything that has to do with military and politics involving military and pretends to know more than scientists do about ballistics, measurements, Parts of a weapon and more...
They quickly search through forums, wikipedias for more info and come to their own conclusion or most of the time copy and paste a paragraph from wikipedia

guy1: "m16s are cool thanx to the bullets they use!"
Armchair commando: "NO YOU DOUCHEBAG the m16 was developed BEFORE vietnam war and it uses the 5.56x45 milimeter round which travels around 3000 feet per second and the round disintegrates as soon as it hits rough surface....bla...bla.....bla....making the M16 AWESOME!.."
guy1: "duh thats pretty much what i said

by aJork July 3, 2009

Comment Whore

Someone who comments on every, status update, picture, wall comment etc. on Facebook because the have nothing better to do with their lives... and they think they always know best

My God! look at how many status' Ray has commented on in the last 20 seconds, he really is a comment whore!

by jamie2brooks June 3, 2009

Commando Friday

The day when you dont wear underwear

Hey dude, u in on commando friday

by Petethedude February 7, 2008

Command center

A sexual act in which two men 69 and the man on top proceeds to defacate on his partner. The man on top is "in command" as he weilds his partner's penis like a joystick.

As Toby and Tavis were engaged in a 69, Tavis upped the experience by turning it into a Command Center.

by Wussmonster March 2, 2010