Nigger Closet

According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.

Oh, look at that Nigger Closet! It's huge!

by Casper's Dictionary November 5, 2017

Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

Out of the closet

It can describe something that is out of the closet, but it can also be people who are telling people that they are _____, after they were hiding it for a while.

That object is out of the closet!

Mark: Did you hear John came out of the closet as a homosexual?

by Inconcinnus the Wolf / Furry August 9, 2018

Closet Case

me

i'm a closet case, it is very sad

by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021

closet boy

1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.

Oh no! The bots are beating us! We need a closet boy!

by _ December 9, 2003

Mexican-In-The-Closet

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011

closet drinker

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".

That guy is such a closet drinker.

by annonymous2u March 1, 2011