wreck the can

A term used for dropping a huge number 2 in a toilet and completely ruining it for any other person who will attempt to use it.

Kevin Murphy (as Bella) - "Well, seeing how we wrecked the bedroom; it only makes sense to wreck the can!"
Bill Corbett (as Edward) - "WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT, HONEY!
- Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, former stars of cult classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 during the Rifftrax of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

by Ackbarfan5556 January 14, 2014

kiss can

Vagina.

Gary went down on the 'ol kiss can.

by Mr.Dog February 19, 2014

weasel in a can

it's all good man

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"

by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 27, 2015

Can of strings

Like a can of worms but with strings instead... because, how long's a string (how long is a piece of string)?

"Dictionary" Definition: A complex, troublesome situation arising when a decision or action produces considerable subsequent problems, each of which is of an unknown, infinite or variable size or complexity.

Declaring Scott the leader of the cannibals, opened up a can of strings with the other senior members.

by wizeAss April 10, 2015

Can Face

In the 1940s heroin was illegalized and people craving a high turned to glue sniffing. It was easier to do because you could pour it into a can and suck the air out of the can while pretending to drink, getting high in the process. This became known as getting can faced.

Abdul Jabbar got totally can faced last night

by sharabikhatmal November 8, 2016

Cold Can

A term used by the Scottish when referring to a Canadian person

Oh the Keanu Reeves, He's a cold can

by Seaniev4 November 30, 2016

dunny can

Chiefly Australian. Toilet.

The dunny can is all dagged out, mate!

by PhaneronSeed November 3, 2015