Catcus

A common mispelling of the word cactus

"oh shit dude i jus got spiked by a catcus"

"i do believe that is 'cactus' "

by riggz October 20, 2004

cacpuss

when the chicks pussy is stubbly from a recent shave - thus feeling like a cactus.

Yeah, i was gunna finger that chick, but she had such a bad cacpuss that it scratched my hand up and drove me away

by Duvall/Callmann December 29, 2007

cactuar

A cactus with two eyes that watches me from the kitchen window.

"Mum, the cactuar is staring at me again"

by who wants to know? March 6, 2005

cactusing

going out to The Neon Cactus at Purdue University, its a Thursday must-do for 21 year olds

Hey, are you cactusing tonight?

by Karen Booker May 5, 2012

Cactussy

The region around a woman's vagina a few days after she shaved the region. Named due to it's similar feel to a cactus.

"Bro I think that girl's cactussy irritated my skin, I have a rash downstairs"

by loventhn January 5, 2022

coctus

a cactus shaped like a penis, complete with balls as well

I'd love to stick a spiky coctus up his ass

by shell-belle September 30, 2015

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus

The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.

Courtney, who was sexually frustrated with her oversized labia along with massive amounts of peyote consumed, began in a anti-masterbation cacti throwing frenzy known as Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus.

by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003