Lance Burton

You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)

You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass

I gave that bitch a Lance Burton in front of her parents at thier Christmas Eve party

by Jmrbonzo March 25, 2009

bury the treasure

when gay men have anal sex

Those two are gonna go home and play bury the treasure. FAGS!

by CCpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

Burton

A man who is a hardworking buisness man. He is ALWAYS loud on the phone. He has a big nose.

Burton (on phone/ loud): HEEELLLOOOO!! ME AND THE FAM JUST GOT OUT OF THE MOVVVIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!

by ooddoogottoyonak August 26, 2013

busty

something that may involve getting in trouble, or may get you into trouble

man, that cop over there is pretty busty

by Ian Longo December 18, 2005

burt

butt-hurt put together.
pronounced bart/burt
somebody who doesn't know how to take a joke
and takes it up the butt.

don't get all burt foo. we were just kidding.

did you see Amanda? she was fucken burt!

by pookie* April 22, 2009

Busty

A word used to describe basically anything.

fat,girls,cool,dumb,funny,etc.

Brandon:Dude I'm blooooown!
Isaac:Your busty!

by YooooooourBuuuuuuuuuuusty January 10, 2011

Burtation

-noun

1. A medical emergency, specifically referring to a stroke, transient ischemic attack, or seizure.

2. Any moment or extended period of disorientation.

3. The act of burtating.

4. To burtate.

1. Overdose of various narcotics may cause burtation.

2. John called 911 because he found his mother in a state of burtation.

by NREMT March 4, 2011