crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

Tittie burger

When one presses the titties together and it appears as a sideways burger

I bet you wanna watch me make my own tittie burger don't you

by Bible thumper 6.66 March 22, 2017

Butterface Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with butter lettuce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Butterface Burger, it comes with butter lettuce."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

ozark trail burger

The Ozark Trail burger is a hamburger topped with barbecue sauce, chili and cheese, in that specific order. For the best burger, it is important to use Costco sirloin burgers, Sweet Baby Ray's sauce, Hormel Chili and Costco Cheddar Cheese.

I'm so hungry I could eat three Ozark Trail Burgers.

by AndyTee September 30, 2009

Summer Thyme Burger

A burger with thyme.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Summer Thyme burger... it has thyme!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger

A burger that comes with sharp cheddar cheese.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger... it comes with sharp cheddar!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Is This Your Chard Burger

A specialized burger made with swiss chard.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Is This Your Chard Burger! It comes with swiss chard ... get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018