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brown piste 

sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.
the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up
brown piste by buckins May 16, 2006
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Brown Grid 

When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
Brown Grid by Ibanezdudecons January 25, 2009

Brown Willie 

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.
Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.
Brown Willie by Sticka June 9, 2009

brown belch 

That was one wicked smelling brown belch.
brown belch by torties February 7, 2010

brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.
brown walk by khaytsus April 15, 2010

Brown Frost 

Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink
Yo, you want to go to Frosty Balls Brewery and drink some Brown Frost until we can't see straight?
Brown Frost by FrostyBB April 16, 2010