Rich Brian

The guy who teaches you how to cook bread

friend 1 "hey do you know whor rich brian is?"
friend 2 "Yeah he's the one who taught me how to cook bread

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Standard Brian

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.

"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

Brian's Car

A car that smells like complete ass because of the amount of cigars smoked inside.

Drew: Fuck Brians driving tonight!
Patrick: Is that bad?
Drew: Yea, its Brian's car .

by Drew63884849969 May 18, 2016

Silent Brian

A Silent Brian is some one who goes completely silent whilst gaming because they are a sweat.

Look out boys, David's being a silent Brian!
Looks like we've got a Silent Brian over here!

by SH4D0WST0RMX2020 November 12, 2020

Brian Keegan

The Most Lethal Man Of All Time

When Brian Keegan walks in the room you know it’s time to put up or shut up!!

by Vladdydaddydoo March 31, 2020

kelly and brian

Kelly and Brian are the best couple in the world. She gets him to do the same sport as her, and he absolutely loves it. They spend the weekend at their sporting events and flirt constantly. Anyone around them can tell they love each other. He is a little bit of a nerd and under appreciated, but he makes her laugh so much. He is so giddy and open around her. She is more social and gets him to be a better person. There is no use trying to talk to them when they are around each other, because they are literally entranced. Brian does not want to admit his love, but everyone knows Kelly likes him. They will not end up at the same school, but they will never like anyone else after they meet. Brian and Kelly are the perfect couple, and they will do anything for each other.

"They are so cute, but not like kelly and brian."

"kelly and brian... ARE FINALLY DATING."

"kelly and brian are the best couple. They need to date then get married."

by 678true! May 30, 2018

brian davis

Is a person that needs sales, but can't find.
A person that feeds squirrels.
Someone that use to be the #1 sales rep.

Hi everyone. Brian Davis here, the #1 sales rep. Man, I need sales and I cant find them!

by number#1fan June 11, 2018