like a book

A term used to tell chriskaye you know how to "read" him.

I say, "You're wearing your batman shirt?"

C-dawg says "Yeah."

I say "Like a book."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.

Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.

by cookie November 22, 2004

Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

by lard is bad August 23, 2011

f-book

A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.

You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

Burn Book

A Burn Book is a book where a person can vent out their hate/annoyance of others. It is similar to a diary but instead of documenting your day and/or feeling you are documenting your negative thoughts of others. A Burn Book will often contain Harsh comments and insults.

"I write in a burn book to let my anger out."

by OutOfHerePlease January 1, 2021

Book Thumb

Book thumb is from holding open a book with your thumb and index finger for long periods of time, causing pain in your thumb muscle.

I've got terrible book thumb from so much reading.

by blueberrypancak September 2, 2013