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Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".
I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.
by lard is bad August 23, 2011
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math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.
Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.
by cookie November 22, 2004
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f-book

A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.
You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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Book Pile

Slang term for a library public or otherwise coined by small town celebrity in Joliet, Il
"Man, I got so much homework, I'm heading to the book pile after class"

"That tall brunette at the Joliet Book Pile is hot as hell."

"My computers broken, I need to hit the Book Pile"
by J-Town J January 21, 2010
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The Book of Arnold

The Book of Mormon, but in a more modern and more easy to understand way.
Arnold Cunningham is the prophet of the Book of Arnold
by They died holding hands April 5, 2020
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Book Creeping

Using a cloaked and/or fake Facebook account to spy on people you know, often while claiming that you do not use Facebook.
That sick jerk I have a restraining order against just got caught book creeping all over my Facebook page.

I've got a little book creeping to do right now but when I'm done I can teach you how I use roofies
by Notintoracism June 15, 2016
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