bladder like Ulley Dam

phr. Descriptive of desperately wanting a piss, being on the verge of incontinence.

Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007

"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"

by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008

Blade of grass

A person who tells an adult about someone else for literally no reason

You know that girl? She lies so much you could mistake her for a blade of grass.

by deadmemelord March 4, 2019

Blade Running

The act of murdering ones wife and then blaming it on another, usually a black person or other minority. Named because of the famed South African special Olympian Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" who did this in real life.

Andy: What happened to Billy?
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck

by Southbound Soul January 7, 2020

Bladders

The lowest form of male that inhabits the earth. Doesn't know the difference between a great woman and a horses arse. Lives for golf and is probably a closet gay.

The bastard dumped you... what a bladders!

by Evil Angel December 9, 2004

Bladen

Bladen is a pretty cool kid but brags alot and thinks he's better than everyone else. He isn't a very handsome or attractive guy but is nice. He is not the smartest but is very soft inside.

Bladen bot another lacrosse stick.

by Caleb willson May 13, 2019

blade

v. t. to have sex with; intercourse

I need to blade tonight or my balls are gonna explode.

by rafa June 30, 2004

cum bladder

The ability to store semen in d urinal tract for 30 days upon which d semen drys up . Preventing a person from using his penis

I think I have cum bladder

by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018