black crash

When you go to the pub straight from work and end up out all night in your work clothes.

Most people that do it are in the construction industry.

“Coming pub after work lad?”

“Yeah I will but I can’t be arsed staying out all night though. We’ve black crashed it every Friday for the passed 2 weeks”

by Wd January 11, 2020

Black Onion

When you lift the habit of a nun up over her head and tie it in a knot. The resulting look is that of a black onion with legs.

Sister Mary paddled me in class so when session ended the gang and I got her after school and performed the black onion on her ass

by sKoop June 12, 2012

Black Columbus

A person whom is to be blamed for other person's mental illness, the way they do it is via oppressing the victim, to make it become delusional.

"I'm oppressed by mental illness."
"Oh, it's surely because of that one Black Columbus, isn't it!"

by ven_veni August 2, 2021

Black Sakurai

A picture of a large sexy black man (known as Masahiro Sakurai) who appears when searching "who created Kirby?". It seems like he is a convict.

"Who tf created Kirby again?"
"I think it was a guy called Black Sakurai"

by Erik Armin Jensen May 31, 2021

Black Emma

An amazing human who is absolutely the life of the party in any situation. Her only weaknesses are that she is attracted to only white men over the age of 40 and uses her crystals on a daily basis

Wow Black Emma is the coolest friend i could have.

I love white men as much as black emma does.

by a beautiful human November 23, 2021

black ops

A very effective contraception method used by teens. the cause of huge and almost instant drop in rates of new teen pregnancies (there have been 5 pregnancies confirmed since nov. 9th, 2010).

Colloquially known as black ops, the real name of the game is Call of Duty: African-American Ops.

example 1:

hot girl: "hey you, want a blowjob? ;)"

guy: "no im playing black ops. maybe later. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK goddamnit fucking hardscoper!!"

example 2:
white kid: man black ops is gona be fucking awesome!

person of african descent: you mutha FUCKA!!

by MildlyUpsetManOfColor November 19, 2010

Rebecca Blacked

to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video

Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.

Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.

Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)

Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)

Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!

Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!

Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)

Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!

Jake: Aww crap!!

(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)

Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!

by thecomputerninja May 6, 2011