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A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
Get the Beach dick mug.A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
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Get the Beach Heater mug.Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale
by NzCoCoPoPs June 18, 2021
Get the Beached Whale mug.The lapse in perception that makes girls appear sexier on the beach. It’s a combination of the little clothing, sunlight and other aspects of the environment that make them appear at least one/two points (out of ten) more attractive.
I met an Indian chick on the beach in Mexico and I thought she looked good. When we met up later that night to hang out she dropped from a 6 to a 4. Must have been the beach effect.
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