dim bat

Dim Bat is a phrase which was coined by Tess, a student at Wells College to replace the popular utterance: "Ding Bat"

George W. is a dim bat

by Sara Gregson August 21, 2006

fat bat

Taken from the Television Show "Crank Yankers"; slang for the male genitalia; also see schlong, wang, cock

-"Man, I'm goin to prison, you gotta teach me how to kill"
-"Sir, I don't teach people how to kill"
-"You don't understand, you won't be gettin' a fat bat in the ass"

by Dougie Fresh December 14, 2004

bat sandwich

A bat sandwich is a lightly killed fried bat served on seed bread with mayo and arugula.

As Bosworth bit into his bat sandwich he noticed that the wings were deliciously crunchy.

What a gourmet treat, he thought.

by scodder May 12, 2010

Poo Bat

when you fill a condom with shit and then wack someone over the head with it.

Oh man you just caned him with the poo bat!

by Ben Dougherty January 5, 2008

bat wank

position in which the female hangs from the posts of a four-poster bed, reconstructing the mating rituals of the bat. males then form an orderly que under her, and she proceeds to blow and wank off each male in turn, moving along the line as she goes. this is representative of the motion in a commercial warehouse. a quick way to please a large number of men.

girl: ''i bat wanked 23 guys in 45 minutes last night, that must be a world record. on the downside, my hands are raw, my mouth is dry and my legs have seized up in the hanging position''

by LOLA&SAMMIE July 7, 2009

Fish Bat

A fish Bat is an obese woman that is a bitch.

Often referred to as fat bitches.

Ex. Broskie, check this "fish bat" out. Shes got some tig ol bitties

by Fish Filet Friday May 12, 2010

Backwards Bat

The act of masturbating while squatting but reaching for and massaging the penis from behind yourself. Hence Backwards Batting. Warning only experts should ever attempt this masturbation technique

Hey bro just got back from Smashing Rock just rubbed one out. Backwards Batting sure is fun.

by PoonSlayer1 August 27, 2021