Pi Base

The act of eating pie held by your woman of choice, whilst jerking off as you caress their breasts.

Mark: "Yo man, I got to Pi Base last night!"
John: "What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Nadsgrid July 4, 2018

creamy baseball

When one man nuts on another man’s balls and slaps it with a bat

Hey man that guy last night gave me a creamy baseball!

by Thewhitechild August 10, 2018

Oil Based Feelings

Feelings that you can't get rid of easy.

I have these oil based feelings about her.

by Muleskinner601 January 10, 2019

Braden Balser

Somehow gets everything right if he doesn’t even know stuff

A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an

“That Braden Balser dude is so hot holy shit I’m wet” - every fucking basic white girl in existence.

by flying eagle932 May 6, 2019

BPA Baseball

The Worst travel baseball team in California.

The team BPA gets run ruled every time in a baseball game. BPA Baseball stands for bad performance academy.

by Doug Dennis June 5, 2019

Shower Baseball

A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.

Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by JackGoff1592102 February 3, 2020

The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.

The baseball bat hurts very much.

by Bdhdid88dd April 7, 2020