like a book

A term used to tell chriskaye you know how to "read" him.

I say, "You're wearing your batman shirt?"

C-dawg says "Yeah."

I say "Like a book."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

by lard is bad August 23, 2011

f-book

A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.

You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.

Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.

by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010

book of friends

Natsume Takashi found his grandma's, Natsume Reiko's book in an old box. Reiko would see Youkai/monsters/weird creatures, so she made this book out of her notebook. She used it for writing names of these creatures,so she could always call them. After she passed away, Natsume met Nyanko Sensei who isn't an actual cat. It's really fun watch Natsume Yuujinchou<3

Nyanko sensei: Do you have the book of friends?
*youkai steals it*
Natsume: THE BOOK OF FRIENDS!

by Sxxls_. June 9, 2021