Don't oil your basket

Old Australian slang, derived from mid-late 1850s during the gold rush era.

The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.

Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.
Person 1 - "Hey, did you want these results chartered?"

Person 2 - "Nah, don't oil your basket"
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Horny nigga laundry basket

A black African american nigga who cant afford a male prostitute so he works at a laundry store so then he gets money and gets super horny and the male prostitute rubs his dick.
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gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
by Ima Sonovabitch April 01, 2012
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underwater basket weaving

too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving
by studiosecond June 14, 2007
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Last year's hanging basket

Unkempt lady's bush, sprouting spiders' legs, possibly sporting a stale, musty odour.
She doesn't look like she takes care of herself; I bet her bush is like last year's hanging basket.
by Kirkpatrick77 July 31, 2013
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Hindu Egg Basket

When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.
Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.
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dusty fruit basket

A very tall man, above average, who loves getting head from midget women and who has a quite large danger noodle
I love being a dusty fruit basket, these midgets give better head than most people think.
by Dangernoodles01 January 10, 2017
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