awkward narwhal

An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.

Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.

Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.

Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.

Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.

by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009

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awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*

by TheBald February 18, 2011

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Awkward

1. Lacking grace or elegance; clumsy
2.Used express anything is uncomfortable or disagreeable

1. Steve thinks my prose is awkward and unrefined.
2. I saw Steve at the mall yesterday. Awkward!

by SN Nieves February 21, 2011

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Awkwarding

Verb /ˈôkwərding/
The action of causing difficulty; making the situation hard to do or deal with.

Person 1: "Why is this so hard?"
Person 2: "I don't know, why don't you ask your mom about last night and maybe she'll give you an answer."
Person 1: "Why do you have to be awkwarding at a time like this!?"

by Clementine367 June 15, 2011

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