Austin Yawn

A dumb piece of shit. He has shmeat and can not control his mouth. He has so bad sense of love and is basically zombie brain dead.

Hey your a Austin Yawn

by Allison704 September 11, 2018

TJ Austin

A member of the Vancouver School of Arts and Academics, a person with brown hair, color changing eyes, and a great personality, despite that, people say he has dated half of the school, thats probably true considering the people that said that don't know that it really is true, accept not. he's dated 15 people from that school. he is currently in his 10th grade year at this school and is in three art classes, Vocal lvl 1, dance explore, and Band lvl 3. He loves to give hugs and really appreiciates good hugs back. His Catch Phrase is Shazam, and he is morbidly obsessed with the Abridged Series, and Johnny Depp. His Best friends include the infamous Fancypants, and Mitchel, together they make the tri-force.

TJ Austin has the best eyes ever.

by the anonon September 20, 2009

Austin's sperm

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011

Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.

"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"

by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011

Austin Manning

Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.

"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"

"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."

by ACAT November 08, 2012

Austin, MN

Spam Town, USA

Come and visit our very exciting, extraordinary, and educating museum dedicated to strictly SPAM here in Austin, MN!!!

by twinnie1 January 20, 2010

Austin and Ally

A show made by a bunch of stay at home moms. The show is about a shy girl and a nerdy virgin who helps her right songs that sound have never been created. The series also features a schizophrenic gay kid and a fat steriotype latino who cant hold down a job.

"Yo, did you see that episode of Austin and Ally last night?"

"No."

by Dr. Fuess October 22, 2012