did i asked

when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker

by Makayu February 7, 2022

that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected

ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Ask for nudes day

Feb 13 national ask for nudes day where u can ask for nudes and no one can say no

Me:Can u send?
Gf:what no why
Me:it’s national ask for nudes day
Gf:oh oki<3

by Pussy fucker 68+1 February 12, 2022

Did I ask

When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”

“Yo I got a new car “
“Did I ask”

“I got a 100 on my test”
“Did I ask?”

by Crockss March 8, 2022

Who Asked?

A common phrase used during internet arguments either when one states something entirely unrelated to the topic at hand, or when one lacks sufficient brain cells to form a valid/logical argument.

1.
*Two people having a conversation*
Person 3: I bought a second lambourghini last week
Person 1: Who asked?

2.
Twitter user 1: I personally think *piece of media* has its high points, but overall fails to deliver in many areas dominated by its competitors.
Twitter user 2: I'm journeyed all the way to a remote lake in the Finnish mountains and I still can't find who asked.

by CompleteGarbage1337 March 11, 2022

Who asked?

Something a incoherent kid says when an argument isn't going their way and your whole class acts like made the greatest comeback of the century

Guy 1: "Bro shut up I banged your mom last night"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "I banged your mo-"
Guy 2: Who Asked?"
Class: "OOOOOOOOOOOO HE GOT ROASTED OOOOOOO"

by Qutex March 21, 2022

National ask your crush out

On September 5th ask out your crush and its okay if they rejects you

National ask your crush out day on September 5th

by Dkfjfnfb September 5, 2021