Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

by dexi March 1, 2010

Texas Wedgie

A wedgie given to someone sitting on the floor then dragged around causing carpet burn.

Did you see Andrews carpet burn on his butt?! Nichole gave him a TEXAS WEDGIE!

by Jayded August 26, 2013

Texas Toke

To take a toke, then run while your lungs are filled with air. Causes a quicker, stronger high.

I had 3 texas tokes and I was fucked out of my mind!

by Jimmy Lamma DingDong January 15, 2005

granbury, texas

A cracker-ass town between a small lake and a super Wal-Mart where white dudes listen to black gangasta rap while flying their Confederate flags.If you enjoy tagging, beating out underage girls, or losing teeth, you're a shoe in for this town.

"Look, its 2 miles to Granbury. Lets drink some Ole Grand Dad and hit up the Chuckie Cheese."

by Brother E April 22, 2005

Cleburne, Texas

A town in Texas that has a lot of country boys, rednecks, druggies, sluts, and just plain wierd people. Very few normal people live here.

Person #1: See that kid over there?

Person #2: Yeah.

Person #1: They're from Cleburne, Texas.

Person #2: Oh, they're weird don't talk to them.

Person #1: Duh, who doesn't know that?

by XARAMAIT!!! June 22, 2011

shithole of texas

Roby, Texas, Pache Parks loves it there, but he's the only one

shithole of texas

by jason estes February 21, 2009

Georgetown Texas

A town in central Texas, mainly populated by Southwestern University.

Also the only known member of Team Plano that doesn't actually live in Plano. There still might be some that no one is aware of though.

I need some Cocaine...better head to Georgetown Texas.

by Wange October 11, 2006