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African Shotgun 

A ritual in which you defecate into a toilet and keep pissing in it for roughly five days without flushing. Then, when you're ready, pump it with a plunger to soften the load, and flush it all down in one sitting. The force, sound, and size of the load zooming down the pipe is meant to imitate a shotgun.
Jules: I'm gonna go take an African Shotgun
Geoff: dude no stop
African Shotgun by Escvelyn March 8, 2019
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african flood water 

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it
“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible

African beef beating 

When the male is receiving head he will proceed to pull out and nut while simultaneously beating the female mercilessly with his colossal cock
Last night my girlfriend let me hit her with an African beef beating, it was awesome

african brown brown 

It is when you snort a line of African_cocain and gunpowder
“Bro i was fucked up after that line of African brown brown

African frisbee

The act of a black male shooting his semen into the air, and making his dog catch it.
Damn, my dog is wildin'. I made the African frisbee and it catched it!

African Baguette

French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.
Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.
African Baguette by geekyd August 3, 2019

african tbag 

When you pound an asshole till it gapes, then dip your balls in it
Hey, would you like me to African tbag your ass?
african tbag by Mbfrankenstein August 18, 2019