Definitions by Escvelyn

African Shotgun 

A ritual in which you defecate into a toilet and keep pissing in it for roughly five days without flushing. Then, when you're ready, pump it with a plunger to soften the load, and flush it all down in one sitting. The force, sound, and size of the load zooming down the pipe is meant to imitate a shotgun.

Jules: I'm gonna go take an African Shotgun
Geoff: dude no stop

African Shotgun by Escvelyn March 8, 2019

hankerpeener 

When your peener is in a quite uncomfortable position, such as sideways, diagonal, or just facing down.

Can you hold my briefcase for a second? I have a hankerpeener to adjust.

hankerpeener by Escvelyn May 3, 2016