while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.
by Alabama long master December 08, 2018
Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!
by pastafanatic31 September 16, 2020
by Tru goo March 31, 2017
Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!
by The Southern Gent October 29, 2023
When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.
by BigBoyBartho June 06, 2018
When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.
My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?
by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021
Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..
by Whosthedirtysavior October 03, 2022