alabama crabclaw

When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.

I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw

by BigBoyBartho June 13, 2018

Alabama strongman

Alabama strongman- when you and a pal are Eiffel towering a chick and start arm wrestling

Bro last night we were starting an Eiffel Tower but we locked eyes and had to do a Alabama strongman

by Leviathan’s Ted talk August 11, 2022

Alabama buttlicker

A group of extremely not normal humanoids that is a sweet Combination of witch craft, hot and chill pants, herbal essences, and a dash of psychotic awesomeness.

That group of Alabama buttlickers is out of their element

by CraziiTracy August 19, 2022

alabama standoff

Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.

Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.

by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022

alabama hunch

Similar Simulating sex but naked. Rubbing your dick on her butt. Specifically on her butt crack.

She was on her period so we could only Alabama hunch.

by Unkle Jemima November 28, 2022

Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.

Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissedhe let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..

by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022

Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.

Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..

by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022