alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.
my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.
by Alabama long master December 08, 2018
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alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.
Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!
by pastafanatic31 September 16, 2020
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Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.
My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama
by Tru goo March 31, 2017
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Alabama Lunchable

When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.
Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!
by The Southern Gent October 29, 2023
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alabama crabclaw

When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.
I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw
by BigBoyBartho June 06, 2018
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Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.
My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?
by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021
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Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.
Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..
by Whosthedirtysavior October 03, 2022
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