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Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.
Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.
by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003
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Alabama Fudge Cake

A sexual situation where a black man is on the bottom being bummed by a lil white girl, as this is happening another black man is bumming the white girl and on top of him is a black man bumming the other black man. and one more black man buming the other blackman.
Fuck me dude me n the guys fucking Alabama fudge caked that white girl last night,

oh dude you totaly missed out everyone got fucked of there face on crack and then i woke up in the middle of an alabama fudge cake.
by Burkieboy August 22, 2009
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Alabama Funnel

When indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler. Partner one then blows the shit back up the snorkeler and the other shits it back. This goes on until one person give up and can no longer go on.
Bob: "How was the sex with your girl last night?"

Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."
by Thelordandsaviorjesuschrist August 21, 2011
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Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).
Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.
by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009
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alabama death ride

Forcing a lesbian activist and anti-male female to perform fellatio on a male while she is humming Sweet Home Alabama.
Greg performed the alabama death ride last night with cindy. She was pissed.
by doctronx boys February 16, 2009
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Alabama Diorama

When one defecates directly into a shoebox for artistic purposes, typically for school projects and other similar endeavors.

Several classifications of Alabama Dioramas exist, the most prevalent being crapier mache.
My 5th grade teacher teacher in Tuscaloosa wanted me to do an extra credit assignment, but I just gave that bitch an Alabama Diorama.
by Andy S. and Malik G. February 15, 2008
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Alabama Worm Farm

This phrase refers to the act of inserting earthworms into the vagina and then having sexual intercourse. The cool, crawling worms provide tremendous stimulation for both partners.

During rough sexual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. This sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the vagina with a spoon, or put on crackers. Note: Alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the vagina.

After slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. Whole worms retreived from the vagina after slow, gentle sex can be added to tequila shots.

Alabamians from Wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers

If an earthworm happens to crawl out of the vagina and see its shadow, the couple will have bad sex for six weeks.

Alabamians from Prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers

Alabamians from Chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.
My hoe likes night crawlers in her Alabama Worm Farm, but I prefer pink wigglers. We both compromise and use medium sized red worms and that is what true love is all about.
by Quarler July 23, 2009
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