parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021

A professional snowboarder, also a basketball player and football player. He is widely considered to be the best athlete of all time.
by Travis Parker fan February 8, 2021

by GayTrannyMan December 5, 2023

by Yoyoyojohn May 30, 2022

PARKER.
by VTG POISON February 25, 2019

Yo it’s Parker
by evonubskin June 10, 2020

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019
