Wet Wurtke

The act of pulling a wet willy with vaginal fluid in place of saliva.

Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.

by Torazo February 3, 2009

wet dock

After rowing, crew teams occasionally can't dock their boats for one of various reasons: other boats already using the dock, a strong current preventing adequate steering, or inexperience of the coxswain. When this occurs, rowers have to climb out of the boat in (often ice-cold) knee-deep water to carry the boat onto the shore.

Today the current was so strong it carried us right past the dock, and rowing it back out for a better angle would have taken too long, so we had to wet dock.

by greendeviant April 30, 2009

Wet Chewbacca

When your Balls get really sweaty and you decide to rub them on someones face while they are sleeping. Most often done to a girlfriend or friend.

Gilbert: Dude I stood the night at waheeds house lastnight, and you'll never guess what happened

John: WHAT?

Gilbert: I woke up sweaty, so i snuck into his perents room and gave his mom a Wet Chewbacca.

John: Thats fucked up.

Gilbert: The bitch had crusty shit all over here mouth this morning while she was making us pancakes

John: Your not staying at my house.

by nuff14 September 19, 2009

Wet Dylan

To stick your tongue violently into your unsuspecting neighbor’s kids ear.

Nolan was mortified when he got a Wet Dylan

by Theuglypig December 7, 2019

Wet Joker

Like a wet willy, you lick your fingers during sex, plug your partner’s ears, then proceed to laugh like the JOKER (2019).

Yo Ethan, I was with my girl last night and whipped out a Wet Joker. She loved it.

by The Rhino E Dog February 6, 2022

wet mosquito

When you nut in a girls butt and then suck it out with a straw

Jonah wet mosquitoed Ashly

by The best man121211 December 10, 2016

Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.

My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018