Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.
by Megan-Alyse March 17, 2008
by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003
"Yoooo, check out that Fat Retard!"
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
by Vanargarand August 11, 2020
by Big boy can February 25, 2018
Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
by Brett319 June 17, 2008
An adjective that may describe something that seems significantly unfair, disbalancing, or otherwise unreasonable, often resulting in frustration from those who have to deal with it, and joy for those in whose favor it works. Often associated with games, or particular aspects of games.
"Argh, this boss is retarded! He is, like, impossible to beat!"
"Man, don't play with Kevin. He always uses a retarded army list, and will have you beaten in like two turns."
"...and just when it seemed like I was going to get my ass handed to me, I popped out an absolutely retarded number of marines and pushed him all the way back to his base."
"Man, don't play with Kevin. He always uses a retarded army list, and will have you beaten in like two turns."
"...and just when it seemed like I was going to get my ass handed to me, I popped out an absolutely retarded number of marines and pushed him all the way back to his base."
by Icebreed September 01, 2008
adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
by Time Devourer November 19, 2007