As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020
Get the rounding the coroner mug.A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.
Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle
by Shadowikia October 11, 2009
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Get the round teeth mug.by Horracewallace July 13, 2017
Get the guatemalan reach round mug.Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.
The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
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1) slapping them across the face with said round steak
2) Throwing it at them baseball style/ Favre style shuffle pass acceptable as well.
3)Launching out of a water balloon launcher at the victim'm domepiece
4)stealthily hiding in a tree and casually dropping the R.S. on the victims heat.
Then you have to yell "gotcha son" and run away
1) slapping them across the face with said round steak
2) Throwing it at them baseball style/ Favre style shuffle pass acceptable as well.
3)Launching out of a water balloon launcher at the victim'm domepiece
4)stealthily hiding in a tree and casually dropping the R.S. on the victims heat.
Then you have to yell "gotcha son" and run away
We need to go see David in the hospital...that water balloon launcher nearly round-staked his ass to the grave
by captainanamous August 2, 2011
Get the round-stake mug.The action during intercourse when without stopping, the male's penis bounces off the side of the female's vaginal wall bending and making an audible POP sound. (POP/SNAP sound)
"I was balls deep when my foot slipped and chambered-a-round iner."
"I pulled out too far and Chambered-a-round again."
"I pulled out too far and Chambered-a-round again."
by FranticOstrich October 13, 2020
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