bacon pie

A delicious dish, native to Central New York State (Upstate). The first recorded bacon pie was baked for the celebration of Noah Cook's birthday.
A bacon pie consists of 3 pounds of slightly pre-cooked bacon baked in a pie crust. It is agreed that it is a beautiful dish to behold, and its taste a unique and wonderous thing. Bacon pie is usually only consumed with root beer.

We are the few, the select, the elite, for we only have partaken of the Pie. You have not, and are therefore inferior.

"Hey Noah, your mom's making us some bacon pie for dinner, right?"

by Brad Slocum October 10, 2005

Skrimp Pie

When you cream pie a woman in a sea food resteraunt bathroom.

"I skrimp pied Mandy last night"

by ItsTazzLol March 29, 2017

Punched pie

When somebody takes one too many poppers to loosen their ass and it ends up looking like someone punched a family size pie

1. John woke up with a punched pie

2. John punched his own pie

by Smwierdi November 06, 2020

Pie Balling

When a man dips his balls into a pie when no one notices and then servs the pie to his relatives

"Oh you sick fuck! your pie Balling!"

by Farknoggler August 28, 2008

pie bitch

the slag that brings the sandwichs and pies around industrial estates i.e warehouses

when you hear the sound of the horn from the slag wagon you shout " pie bitch "

by djsinner January 28, 2009

Mexican Pie

When a guy shits on his bed then proceeds to jerk off and ejaculate onto the pile of shit.

Some girl asked me to put a Mexican Pie on her bed, but I couldn't rub one off because the stank of my shit kept me from jizzing.

by Tom Bergeron The Second September 20, 2010

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 02, 2007