by Anita Blacman January 14, 2022

by SH4D0WST0RMX2020 November 12, 2020

Is a person that needs sales, but can't find.
A person that feeds squirrels.
Someone that use to be the #1 sales rep.
A person that feeds squirrels.
Someone that use to be the #1 sales rep.
by number#1fan June 11, 2018

Is Nicknamed “Big Daddy Brian” for his sexy demeanor and he loves the Bee Movie. Also has luxurious silky smooth hair. He loves kazoos and the gays. If you want to get him in the mood, play Happy by Pharrell Williams and bring him Starbucks. He assumes your gender and does not allow boys to wear skirts in school. Brian is very sexy and is a five star marathon runner.
by Doggos are goddos January 13, 2019

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.
"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."
by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

by Joy123 September 26, 2015

Literally the most beautiful person ever. Abee is very loving, but she could also insult every micro-detail about you. She doesn't have horrible taste in guys like Minami Shing, but still isn't great. Abee is lowkey high maintenance, but it's good because she deserves the world. She's very book smart, but is lacking in street smarts. Abee still knows all the tea though, and can find anyone online (FBI should hire her).
by Tyrannosaurus Rex23 June 26, 2022
