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Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
mugGet the Fake magic roundmug.

round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014
Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017
mugGet the round pastry theorymug.

wrong way round

In the opposite of the normal or desirable orientation, direction or sequence.
The batteries where in the wrong way round
by Sanp March 3, 2018
mugGet the wrong way roundmug.

rounding the yoni

The lawyer was rounding the yoni on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
mugGet the rounding the yonimug.

House round

A un intentional discharge of a fire arm In a dwelling.
Fuck me I just dropped a house round thank God my moms not home
by Ftw why October 30, 2018
mugGet the House roundmug.

Round

A round has not completed until each participant completes the purchase of a set of alcoholic beverages for that complete group. It is considered deeply immoral and stingy to simply 'get 1 back' for a single person in the midst of said round.
That J Mogan lad, Hasn't a clue what a round is. Thinks a circle is square.
by UMac January 9, 2022
mugGet the Roundmug.

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