Monkey 

Black people

Learn to take a joke ya damn monkeys

Monkey by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Monkey Quest 

This phrase refers to a non-existent browser game that has never existed, this phrase was created in government conspiracy.

Monkey Quest was never real

Monkey Quest by the feds!!!!! May 11, 2024

monkey blaster 

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

monkey blaster by jtown030 May 18, 2024

monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop

monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks

monkey covering eyes emoji by anonymous May 22, 2024

monkeyball

The course of action where the intended routine and/or status quo is rejected and an incorrect procedure is enacted.

This nigga just poured lemonade into a latte… MONKEYBALL

monkeyball by DeezNuts98 May 23, 2024

Monkey Wrenched 

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

Monkey Wrenched by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

Monkey News 

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.

"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"

Monkey News by hans_chavez June 5, 2024