by ud queen December 4, 2017

While crouched over your partner and receiving a hummer you defecate on your partner's neck, hence a brown bow-tie. Note that the person delivering the brown bow-tie must be facing his partner's head, lest he deliver a brown sombrero.
"While Sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and I couldn't help but give her a brown bow-tie!"
by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009

The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.
As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.
by dsmartas January 28, 2020

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

by ikeverything August 22, 2017
