browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.

browner pastures by jeru411 July 28, 2015

Brownie world 

When you take L's or losses so bad that no one can help you

Person 1: ugh the car just sprayed water all over my $300 dollar clothes that I just bought. Person 2: Brownie world

Brownie world by Issa mea maaarrio December 12, 2017

Browns Jail 

Located inside of Firstenergy Stadium in Cleveland Ohio. Browns Jail is known as the most infamous prison in the world due to it's grueling conditions and the type of inmates typically admitted. Violent drunks that can't behave themselves while watching the Cleveland Browns can find themselves getting dragged to this jail by security. There's no food, beer or cigarettes allowed inside. Inmates are left with nothing but their thoughts and love for the Cleveland Browns.

"Dude, I can't believe John threw his warm beer at Hue Jackson. I'm going to pray for that man because we might never see him again if he's sent to Browns Jail."

Browns Jail by CoolManHungryMan November 13, 2018

brownstoned 

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

brownstoned by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019

warm brownie surprize 

While having anal sex you suddenly pop both your balls in her ass and bust a nut.

(ME) That bitch is so fine i would definitely put my balls in her ass!

(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.

warm brownie surprize by Wild Turkey 101 October 26, 2007

Inverse brownie points 

The bad credit generated from an unfavorable deed or action, often without intent...

I had a few too many at Dave's bucks party, passed out and peed in the bed while Jane was asleep next to me, serious inverse brownie points...

John accumulated further inverse brownie points by commenting that for a big girl, Sarah did not sweat much...

Inverse brownie points by Sebbo87 October 24, 2010

Bridget brownies 

brownies that have been baked to perfection, usually with chocolate chips, and enjoyed by everyone. so much so, that friends will eat the brownies without permission when Bridget is not in the room.

Oh man, all the brownies are gone! They must have been some bridget brownies.

Bridget brownies by bddancer14 September 3, 2010