dick shit

Jon: hey Jimbo, your a dick shit.
Jimbo:Duuurrr whats dick shit?
Jon:*Facepalms* wow you really are a dick shit for being too dumb to know what a dick shit is.

by Kathera Lockharte January 13, 2008

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Fucking Shit

Sexual lubricant made mostly of shit.

"i cant get wet...Put some Fucking Shit on your dick"

by Peter Kotsos June 17, 2008

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eat shit

To have an untimely upset on an off road motorcycle, used in description.

That fag-bitch Scott closed the door on me, causing me to lose the front end, then I ate shit bad!

by soup April 3, 2003

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shit sandwich

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

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shit rat

Vagrant or Bum. Homeless beggar who usually smells like shit.

"Theres a shit rat in your dumpster"

by Hugh_Jorgan October 6, 2006

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Something that is uniquely cool and badass. You can't really describe it or want to say something that makes you look like you're jockin' so you just say "hard shit."

It's like when you step into some soft dogshit. It sucks and stays on your shoes and you look stupid. If you step on some hard shit you luck out and it is good fortune because even though you stepped on shit you are smooth enough to not get any on your shoe and as if nothing can touch you.

"Damn, that fool has a sweet rig."
"Yeah, that's some hard shit right there."

by louie lovin January 1, 2008

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