Hard Dick

Something thats better than awesome, badass, or cool.

"Did you see that girl puke under the bar and keep on drinking?"
"Yeah, she's super hard dick"

by Key Vaughn November 25, 2011

Whiskey Dick

A state of erectile dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Clit), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.

Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)

Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).

Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.

Dennis, suffering from whiskey dick, found it impossible to please Jane for the night.

by Spingo July 20, 2012

Big dick

Carter Reid Sweeten has a big fat cock

When she’s screaming big dick and tell you to stop

by Chicken strips11 June 21, 2018

Shit-Dick

A dick that has recently bin in a mans anal passage and not been cleaned...

Lloyd Cremer has a shit-dick from Chris Co.

by Domulas and mathias June 6, 2003

Hair dick

A dick so small that it blows in the wind like a single strand of hair

Hey tom would you use your Hair dick again to reset my calculator? My pen is too big

by goony44 September 3, 2011

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

by Dick Tick May 23, 2008

Dick Smith

verb - to drink, secretly, at a party and get more drunk than the other guests.

Wow! Steve is hammered! He must be "Dick Smith-ing" in the kitchen!

by Mutty September 6, 2005