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The Nut-Paradox

Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad
Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:

Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?

Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.

Person 2: Damn….

The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
by averagebeanenjoyer February 10, 2022
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Deez Nuts

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Nut

An absolute sender who pulls countless amounts of bitches and is overall just drowning in puss.
Man, I can believe Nut slept with three girls in one night
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Nut

the action of letting out cum or sperm! (it happens while having sex mostly)
Damian:AW, shit man i nutted on my sheets
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deez nuts

taste nice and smell nice
I play with deez nuts, do you?
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Nuts 4 Nuts

Common usage: A type of street food cart predominantly located in New York City. They have bags of (caramelized/candied)mixed nuts that deserve 3 Michelin Stars, but you get sick of them if you eat too many, which is probably why they don't have the 3 stars.

Uncommon usage: Another way of saying "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." exclusively between men. It is, however, a regional dialect, used almost exclusively in Southern New Jersey, and has a subtle connotation of toxic masculinity.
Hey man, wanna go drop by the Nuts 4 Nuts later? I have 5 bucks and the biggest munchies you've ever seen.

Yo, Nuts 4 Nuts? You won't.
by thewalkingwaffl April 5, 2022
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