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Penis

Noun.
The male reproductive organ used to urinate and have intercourse with a female. Most animals have a bone called a baculum, also known as the penis bone, but humans lack a baculum, and have a penis fully made of muscle.
Plural:penises
by Gretelismycat June 15, 2025
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Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about
Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024
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Penis

A penis is a “sausage” used for peeing, and release “milk” that contains sperm.
by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022
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Penis Tingle

A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.
I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.
by Skank_Bacon January 5, 2022
mugGet the Penis Tinglemug.

Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.
"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".
by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022
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banana penis

when ur dick curves because it’s so big
makenzie: carlos how big is ur petter
carlos: my dick curves its so big. i got banana penis
by fhahxnwjcbanhshwbs March 13, 2019
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penis

The smallest version of a cock it goes vagina, penis, dick, cock, monster cock, BBC
Oh daddy let me suck your BBC and vagina, and penis, and, dick , and monster cock
by Bigdaddycock@urmom.cum January 24, 2022
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