Dirty cylee

A dirty Cylee is when a guy is trying to fuck a girl and his dick won't get hard, cuz her pussy smells like 5 day old, rotten, boiled chicken water and instead of ending up with blue balls, he plugs his nose with some old ear plugs, and without her knowing, slyly pulls out his dick and starts fuckin her instead with a bottle of freeze(nozzle first) so that when it hits her cervix it sprays so that he can "breathe happy."

"bro, the other night I took some bitch home with me from deep down in the swamps, and her pussy smelt so bad, I had to pull a dirty Cylee on her crusty stank ass!"

by those2bitchestho March 5, 2022

Peak cycle

Adjective: the time during a steroid cycle when the user has the highest doses and typically the highest measurable testosterone levels. This is usally when the greatest growth occurs, and also the peak in athletic performance capability.

Render nems: Dude look at that mass monster, he must be at peak cylce look how massive her glutes are.

Hader nems: naw dawg, look at them koala doggies over there, now thats peak cycle. Theyre hitting Koala bombs left and right.

by ballplayer182 March 12, 2022

Evolved Cyuza

The orignal Cyuza was a no life minecrafter with HORRENDOUS WIFI 1kbph, but the Evolved Cyuza now has a variety of games he plays. Such as fortnite, minecraft and splonky. He is still very much a simp, and both he and his girlfriend will hurt u if u insult them(personal experience). AND HES GETTING GOOD WIFI. IKR I DONT EVEN BELIVE IT. You may be thinking he must be upgrading his whole setup but no. When a Evolved Cyuza is cranking 90s in fn it still sounds like hes in a factory. When one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza in nature make sure to pull out ur tourist camera bc its such a rare sight.

Tips if one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza:

1. Dont insult else u might be around for as long as u thought.

2. If one begs for ++ he will eventualy give it to you

3. If one wants a free hypixel rank just f add Cyuza

Stranger: calls Evolved Cyuza marshy
Evolved Cyuza Gf: dms stranger u have 1 day to live

by TheReälUrbanDictionary March 21, 2022

Fartstrual cycle

The time taken to brew another fart, having just farted.

The time between farts.

During the week Linda’s fartstrual cycle was roughly 4 hours, but after a night out on the beers and a curry it could be more like 3 minutes.

Chris’s fartstrual cycle was so short he had no choice but to repeatedly crop dust economy as he fetched his next gin and tonic from the crew.

by Hyena laugh March 21, 2022

Nas’Cyara

The sexiest female on earth, she is one of a kind, loyal, funny and the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She will never leave your side and is a one of a kind friend. She is all around the baddest bitch on earth.

Omg have you seen Nas’Cyara bro?

by Bigggdadddyyyy April 6, 2022

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022