McKibbin time

Following this form of time means, running late because you think you'll arrive on time, every time if you leave exactly when you're supposed to be there. Unless it's for the airport, then 2/3 hours early is the only acceptable form of McKibbin time.

Please note that McKibbin time will seem like normal time when compared to Kerr time.
Refers to the Scottish McKibbins.

"ooft, they're not here yet? After 20 minutes?"
"They're on McKibbin time."

by olimmck September 27, 2022

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Tweaker time

A time adjustment applied to meth users to account for the additional amount of time required to smoke additional meth and break focus from various projects before leaving the house.

He said he was coming at 5 pm but he's running on tweaker time so it's going to be closer to 6.

by RawrRemix September 18, 2021

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Chidi-time

Chidi-time runs at least 3 hours either side of GMT. It is neither past nor present but, both at the same time.

Your mum is on Chidi-time, she will be here at some point in the past, present or future.

by WGStwat July 2, 2024

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Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

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